You are a Douche
January 31, 2007 by Greg
Have you ever have witnessed an act in public that warrants calling someone out as a douche? We all have. However, we also have probably felt inappropriate confronting said person and informing them of our recent conclusions. Enter the douche card.
Tired of arguing with complete morons? Tired of getting into bar room brawls? Well now avoid the confrontation with our glorious Douche Card. Simply hand it to the asshole in question and walk away. Problem solved.
$5 for 25, available here.
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I know someone with a Kitchen Aide Mixer… It’s real nice.
Should there also be one that says “You need to douche?”
How about just “douche.” It would be more universal.
egggscellent..