Comments on: When They Catch You Ridin’ Dirty: Dealing With The Police http://www.urbanmonarch.com/when-they-catch-you-ridin-dirty-dealing-with-the-police/ Advice for a generation of men raised by women Thu, 20 Nov 2008 09:07:43 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: Glenn http://www.urbanmonarch.com/when-they-catch-you-ridin-dirty-dealing-with-the-police/#comment-476 Glenn Thu, 21 Sep 2006 21:55:19 +0000 http://www.urbanmonarch.com/when-they-catch-you-ridin-dirty-dealing-with-the-police/#comment-476 No no no, Greg. Don't get it stuck in the trunk after you done spilled your drink! No no no, Greg. Don’t get it stuck in the trunk after you done spilled your drink!

]]> By: cash http://www.urbanmonarch.com/when-they-catch-you-ridin-dirty-dealing-with-the-police/#comment-471 cash Thu, 21 Sep 2006 19:12:19 +0000 http://www.urbanmonarch.com/when-they-catch-you-ridin-dirty-dealing-with-the-police/#comment-471 The <a href="http://dumblittleman.blogspot.com/2006/09/flipside-police-advice-on-how-to-deal.html" rel="nofollow">cop's advice piece</a> here is AMAZING and should be read by everyone whose ever gotten behind the wheel of a car after an alcoholic beverage or 5. The most enlightening piece talked about advice he gives his family if they're arrested for a DUI: "If you drink and drive and get arrested for DUI, do everything the officer says. Take all the tests, take the breathalyzer. On the first court date, meet the prosecutor. Tell him you want to represent yourself and that you'll plead guilty TODAY in exchange for a rescission of the summary license suspension and a small (say $500) fine. The prosecutor gets to immediately clear a case from his workload, and you get to get on with your life with a hand slap" Unreal, and I wonder how often it works. The cop’s advice piece here is AMAZING and should be read by everyone whose ever gotten behind the wheel of a car after an alcoholic beverage or 5.

The most enlightening piece talked about advice he gives his family if they’re arrested for a DUI:

“If you drink and drive and get arrested for DUI, do everything the officer says. Take all the tests, take the breathalyzer. On the first court date, meet the prosecutor. Tell him you want to represent yourself and that you’ll plead guilty TODAY in exchange for a rescission of the summary license suspension and a small (say $500) fine. The prosecutor gets to immediately clear a case from his workload, and you get to get on with your life with a hand slap”

Unreal, and I wonder how often it works.

]]> By: greg cerveny http://www.urbanmonarch.com/when-they-catch-you-ridin-dirty-dealing-with-the-police/#comment-453 greg cerveny Wed, 20 Sep 2006 22:29:32 +0000 http://www.urbanmonarch.com/when-they-catch-you-ridin-dirty-dealing-with-the-police/#comment-453 And make sure your dick doesn't get caught in the wheel. And make sure your dick doesn’t get caught in the wheel.

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