welcome to every date ever
February 9, 2007 by Cash
I often find myself laughing at people who try to profess that the married / serious relationship life is grand.
I enjoy every element of being single and work to keep my romantic relations as casual and fun as humanly possible.
Still, there are things about dating that I could do without.
“Dupree” over at Meet Denver has some hilarious insight on this very topic.
The entire thing is told from ‘her’ perspective, and begins at her apartment:
Hey check it out, I have more candles in here than a Roman Catholic Church. Doesn’t it smell like Hazelnut!? If I were to light all of my candles at once you could see my apartment from space! I fucking love candles!
Later that night, Dupree learns about the importance of family:
Now let’s talk about my family. I love my family. I want you to love my family. I want my family to love you. I want you to make love to my family! I want you to go golfing with my semi-retarded brother Travis. That would be so God damned cute!
God.. it’s funny because it’s true.
Read the entire rant here at MeetDenver.com
Have a great weekend everyone, thanks for reading Urban Monarch.
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I know someone with a Kitchen Aide Mixer… It’s real nice.
That’s hilarious. Here are my favorite quotes…
…and there’s my gay wicker basket with bamboo poles in it. I don’t know what the hell that’s thing’s all about, but I bought it.
Well, here we are at the restaurant. No thanks waiter, I don’t need to see a menu, just bring me some expensive things.
Oh, and I want to date that girl in the picture.
no shit. she is phreaking delicious. put up yo’ dukes, vixen o’ my dreams.
Dupee’s other blog entry is pretty funny too….
“We can’t have sex, my dog said no.”
http://www.meetdenver.com/Dupree/view_blog/30/
yeah dude.
The real reason I come back to this post though is to look at the boxer girl.
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