I often find myself laughing at people who try to profess that the married / serious relationship life is grand.

I enjoy every element of being single and work to keep my romantic relations as casual and fun as humanly possible.

Still, there are things about dating that I could do without.

“Dupree” over at Meet Denver has some hilarious insight on this very topic.

The entire thing is told from ‘her’ perspective, and begins at her apartment:

Hey check it out, I have more candles in here than a Roman Catholic Church. Doesn’t it smell like Hazelnut!? If I were to light all of my candles at once you could see my apartment from space! I fucking love candles!

Later that night, Dupree learns about the importance of family:

Now let’s talk about my family. I love my family. I want you to love my family. I want my family to love you. I want you to make love to my family! I want you to go golfing with my semi-retarded brother Travis. That would be so God damned cute!

God.. it’s funny because it’s true.

Read the entire rant here at MeetDenver.com

Have a great weekend everyone, thanks for reading Urban Monarch.

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