Welcome Aboard
September 21, 2006 by Glenn
As you probably suspect, the in-flight announcements given by flight attendants are more truthiness than actual fact. We all know cell phones can’t be a huge risk on the flight, since it’s a given that one of the passengers will forget to turn theirs off.
The Economist has a funny (and eye-opening) article of what truthful in-flight announcements might sound like. Pass it on to all your single-serving friends.
One of the funniest things I’ve read in awhile. The stuff about the water landing is phreaking priceless. Great find Glenn.
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Tell it like it is, I love it. Thanks for the wonderful information, I’m now a more educated flyer.
On a side note, I love your hair Glenn. How much do you want for it?
I have most of that FAA speech memorized with the motions. I live a sad life inside metal objects.