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Apparently you can now buy the true scent of a woman…

The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistible woman…  The precious, vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial.  The phial is shaken gently, only a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is applied onto the back of the hand… and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head…

NSFW, but what fun things ever are?  Vulva Original.


5 Responses to “Vulva Original - Womanly Smells”  

  1. 1 Cash

    W.
    T.
    F.

  2. 2 raquel

    All you need is the Johnny Love Passion Fruit and you’re set!

  3. 3 Cash

    hahaha.. OMG raquel. positively classic remark.

  4. 4 Neflight

    Alas another google search for vaginal odor comes to an end.

  5. 5 Ben

    I’m sorry. I just can’t leave this one alone.
    First of all, do we (men) really NEED any help feeding our fantasies? Since on average, most men think of sex every 5 minutes, we need to add some “scent” to the back of our hands to help make us more productive during the day.
    Let’s go ahead and walk this one out to one of it’s limited possibilities…
    Suppose you’re in a meeting and you’ve overdone it a bit. What will the coworkers think. It’s one thing to have gas, but this is obviously a different threshold to cross. Perhaps it’ll be welcomed, but perhaps not. If not, then when your fellow office dwellers get a whif of “eau de vulva” what will that say about you? And is this really a turn on for women? To see us manly men sniffing our hand every once in a while like a fiendish coke head? I dunno. There’s so many other places I could take this, but I’ll leave it at that…
    Nice gallery though! :-)

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