Useful Friends

02Jan08
by Greg

Recently I’ve been thinking about how useful a few of my friends are.  Last night while eating a plate of delicious new year’s good luck black eyed peas, my host informed me that drinking water with my meal will dilute my digestive acids.  Is it true?  A simple text to my friend the nutrionist would have the answer.  Today, while eating lunch with a friend, she asked if I thought her expired vicodin were still good.  Question solved with a quick text to my friend the pharmacist.

What wealths of knowledge lie in your social circles?  What friends do you find amusingly useful?


5 Responses to “Useful Friends”  

  1. 1 Cash

    What was the answer to the Vicodin question?

  2. 2 Greg

    8 year old vicodin = useless

  3. 3 Chris

    I’m the computer tech in my group of friends… I get more questions than I know what to do with.

  4. 4 Cash

    Greg; how about 4 year old? Not that I’m asking for any reason in particular, natch.

  5. 5 Jillian

    Yeah…any answer on the 4 year? Should I be raiding my medicine cabinet more often? Hey Cash, want to have a “cleaning out the bottles party”? Ha. I on occasion get a TV question but not nearly like Glenn with the computer questions. And well with any sort of drinking question, I ask the liquor guru, Cash Money. And for sex, well there’s always Gregories. Heh heh…

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