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urban monarch : search engine terms

December 5, 2006 by Cash 

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We’re a nefariously curious bunch here @ Urban Monarch, and this curiosity certainly extends to monitoring the comings and goings of our wonderful visitors.

Recently, I had a look at our search engine referrals since our debut in July and decided to share some of the amusing terms people have typed in that have brought them here.

I will offer these without comment, letting you be the judge:

  • how to make porn
  • shaved
  • eye contact social kung fu
  • monarch vodka price
  • how to make homemade sex toys
  • craigslist casual encounters
  • getting laid
  • benday dots
  • geeks and nerds fancy dress
  • men shiny forehead
  • porno sexual
  • food sexual lubricant
  • britney spears homemade porn
  • jack colton vegas
  • britney spears shaved nether region
  • “quickly clench and release your pc muscle”
  • bedroom men urban
  • christian advice on becoming more friendly
  • ejaculate in 5 seconds
  • shiny forehead after shower
  • pet monkies
  • bambi
  • ladies love john varvatos?

Comments

3 Responses to “urban monarch : search engine terms”

  1. Catherine on December 5th, 2006 12:26 pm

    Wow…

  2. Shak on December 8th, 2006 9:56 pm

    What I’m curious about is what the hell is Bambi doing up there?

  3. cash on December 9th, 2006 12:46 pm

    Shak - exactly!

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