urban monarch : search engine terms
December 5, 2006 by Cash

We’re a nefariously curious bunch here @ Urban Monarch, and this curiosity certainly extends to monitoring the comings and goings of our wonderful visitors.
Recently, I had a look at our search engine referrals since our debut in July and decided to share some of the amusing terms people have typed in that have brought them here.
I will offer these without comment, letting you be the judge:
- how to make porn
- shaved
- eye contact social kung fu
- monarch vodka price
- how to make homemade sex toys
- craigslist casual encounters
- getting laid
- benday dots
- geeks and nerds fancy dress
- men shiny forehead
- porno sexual
- food sexual lubricant
- britney spears homemade porn
- jack colton vegas
- britney spears shaved nether region
- “quickly clench and release your pc muscle”
- bedroom men urban
- christian advice on becoming more friendly
- ejaculate in 5 seconds
- shiny forehead after shower
- pet monkies
- bambi
- ladies love john varvatos?


Wow…
What I’m curious about is what the hell is Bambi doing up there?
Shak - exactly!