true wife confessions

Delving deep into the female psyche can at once be both risky, and for us men, nearly impossible.

We at Urban Monarch are constantly seeking ways to discover what lies beneath the surface of the ladies in our lives.

What better way then by reading the anonymous, true confessions of thousands of married women?

From the unintentionally hilarious ranting about topics as benign as forgetting to take the trash out, to more understandably upset victims of infidelity; True Wife Confessions proves equal parts comedy and tragedy.

An example from the lighter side?

…Thank you for working so hard for your family and never hesitating to put us before yourself. You are wonderful.

That being said, dear Husand… would it be possible for you to perhaps regain some semblance of your former personal hygeine habits? You have a dirty job hunny and when you come home, you stink. I do not like to smell your ass and or balls. Could you possibly shave your face for me occasionally? You ask me all the time why I turn my head when you try to kiss me. Darling, you have the most toxic breath I have ever had the personal pleasure of smelling. Brush your teeth already! I understand that you have *bad teeth* That is not an excuse to completely neglect your dental hygeine.

I shower regularly and even brush my teeth! Trust me, it is not alot of effort and the pay off for you my dear sweet husband would be huge! I love you, but please JUST WASH YOUR ASS!

Somewhere in the distance I swear I can hear Oprah telling the writers to “Go on with your bad self, girlfriends!”

Aah, spring romance.

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