this edition of um brought to you by vampires
May 9, 2008 by Cash
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Have a great weekend everyone.


There’s a guy who does custom fit-fangs in Los Angeles, and is the one who’s responsible for most of the really good movie ones. My fiance has one, and it works a little like a retainer. You can also make your own pretty cheap and easy, provided you don’t mind making some for your friends. MAKE magazine made some, pretty cool, and then you can have them in whatever color you want with a nice comfortable fit.
http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2007/10/diy_vampire_fangs_weekend.html
Needs an edit button! I could totally see this being awesome for a retro-movie party or shlock horror fun. I went to one devoted to Vincent Pryor that was amazing, complete with all his best movies and a dance floor with Thriller performed.
That sounds killer Telan! I have some friends who would totally re-enact Thriller. We may have to run with this excellent idea of yours..