It’s apparently the week of celebrating our raw manliness at Urban Monarch, especially with posts like these.  Seduction Labs helps us continue this theme with their Man Code.  50 rules and principles to help each man keep his man points.

Here are a few amendments.

1.  Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolat.  [UM Amendment: However, if in the company of a fine lady, it is permissible to watch it together.  This romance laden movie is a far better alternative to, say, anything with Kate Hudson or Cameron Diaz. The same applies to While Oleander.  All other chick flicks are off limits.]

8. Complaining about the brand of free beverages in a buddy’s refrigerator is forbidden. But you may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.  [UM Amendment: Unless of course your buddy has awful taste.  It is then your sole duty to help him upgrade by identifying his horrid selection.  Only then may you enjoy a future free of Captain Morgan.]

15. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering a best friend’s birthday is strictly optional, and slightly gay. [UM Amendment: Gifts of booze in which the bottle is immediately opened and shared is not only the most appropriate birthday gift,  but also an ingenious way to drink quality liquor under the disguise of kindness.]

41. If a hot girl shall happen to pass by while you are in an arms reach of your buddy, you must, tap him on the shoulder to make him aware of the babe. [UM Amendment: Extra Credit: You may immediately break conversation with your friend, deliver one line "No way!" while shaking your head in disbelief, and turn to the girl asking her opinion on something completely bullshit and irrelevant.  Extra Rule: You get first dibs and your buddy must now speak your greatness.]

Check out the full list.