The Cash Archives - Being Cheap at Strip Clubs

Since cash can’t currently write a new post for himself, I’m looking through a few of his archives to relive some of the memories. Nothing quite captures the essence of Cash like his fine piece on saving money at the strip clubs. Being cheap with cheap girls is the quintessential cash.

My favorite tips:

Go early, on a weekday if possible. Many clubs offer reduced cover at these times, as well as happy hour specials for drinks. Additonal tip: Go in the afternoon, get your hand stamped, and come back later (when the hotter girls are likely dancing).

Bring a flask. Here in Denver at least, you arn’t frisked/forced thru a metal detector, etc on arrival. Ordering diet cokes (claim you’re the designated driver, to stay on the waitstaff’s good side) and then topping them off with something stronger is a great way to save money while getting your buzz on. Tip well and tip often if your sexy cocktail waitress is bringing you sodas (you’re still saving $$$ vs buying full priced drinks).

Who wants to go to the strip club on a Wednesday afternoon with their own flask of booze? Cash, that’s who. And if you do to, maybe you should throw $20 on a new computer for him.

Read the rest here.