The 100% Most Perfect Weekend

Hello Readers,

A lot of really sweet shit is going down at UM headquarters (eg, my bedroom, rawr!) and this weekend is kicking off a lot of it.  It seems that life just fills itself with what you concentrate on (nod huna).  Tonight I’m off to a local fashion show and continuing on a quest of epic proportions that I started on Wednesday.  This however won’t be written up for a while, so don’t get too excited.

Tomorrow, I’m attending the Sex and So Much More Show (Ed note: We’re still awaiting our press passes) in the afternoon.  This expo is a combination of celebrity adult stars, exhibits, and seminars.  I will be collecting a lot of information for upcoming sex features and product reviews.

After which I’m off to accessorize.  I’m a man of exposed wrists, bare fingers, and well, I can’t think of a creative way to say I don’t have any necklaces.  So, Cash and I will be out hitting the boutiques, seeing what we can hang off our bodies.  Anyone have a good recommendation on a watch?

Saturday night I’m off to another evening of debauchery and vodka bottles.  I’ll round off Sunday with the last piece of research I’m conducting for a forth coming article.   Oh, and for those in Denver, today kicks off restaurant week.  Hello deliciousness!

-Greg