startling revelation: rich men prefer hot women

“Glamourous gold digger seeks wealthy sugar daddy for mutually superficial relationiship; looks, brains, personality not important.”

Sounds like a fairy tale, no?

Well in a move that should surprise absolutely no one, a new NYC speed dating service seeks to answer the age old question:  “Who’s got next; Paris Hilton-esq spawn of satan wise?”

Abcnews.com has an article about “Natural Selection” (could they BE any more pretentious?) a service which hopes to pair off the next generation of wealthy overworked lords and vapid, underworked ladies.

The criteria?

Guys who are 25 and under must make at least $200,000 a year, and men between the ages of 26 and 30 have to bring home $300,000 a year. Over 30? The required income level jumps to $500,000.

And for the ladies in waiting?

For women there’s only one guideline: beauty. Five photos are all that’s needed to enter the competition. Education, profession, personality and income will not be considered.

Divorce court.. er um, I mean true love is just a verifiable portfolio away.