rotten neighbors

When my longtime friend Lu isn’t busy saving the rainforests or sunning herself in Cabo San Lucas, Corona in hand, she’s discovering websites destined to devour entire days of my time.

As any regular UM reader knows, I’m infinitely amused by anonymous internet complaining.  This was showcased earlier in the year with my “A Vacancy in Hell” series, which looked at the always humorous Apartmentratings.com.

Now, rather than make broad stroked comments about an entire apartment complex, the ranting and raving can be directed squarely at individuals.

Rottenneighbor.com is exactly what it sounds like.  Using awesome Google Maps-mashup technology, you’re able to look at a neighborhood/city/etc and find clickable red houses.  These houses are the abodes of every stripe of naughty neighbor, from hillbilly, to sex offender, to no good dirty drunks!

OMG.  Let the fun begin.

Just a couple of random examples.

Dumb Hillbillies
 
These losers are always having a party till 3 in the morning, the drunks then get in their cars and drive over your cat. You’ll always find beer bottles in their lawn and a bunch of redneck cars in front of their house when they have a party. Go back to Texas you losers

 And another:

Inconsiderate jerks

These people smoke in our kids windows and they sit on the deck smoking 24 hours a day. They don’t work-except in their garage at all hours. They did construction on their house for over five years-just one guy with a sledgehammer. He knocked off his chimney and it fell in our yard almost on top of our air conditioner. He was so drunk he just laughed. Their kids never go to bed and are out playing until midnight. Two sisters live together and they beat each other up and physically fight with the husband too. These people suck! 

Quick tip:  You can expand the view by clicking the ‘minus’ sign on the scale to the bottom right of the map, just in case your initial search comes up empty.