Pizza Orientation

I’m a big fan of experiments, especially when they involve the internet. Though I’ve chosen pizza vendors based solely on their ability to take online orders, I’ve never thought it out as much Steve over at The Sneeze.

Type a little on your computer and magically a pizza shows up at your door. It’s the closest thing we have to Star Trek’s food synthesizer. Only it takes about 25 minutes to work. And the food delivery unit at my Domino’s has a bad mustache.

But I also love the amount of control they give you. Beyond choosing your crust, each topping comes with your choice of “light,” “normal,” or “heavy.” Just like tampons. (Am I right, ladies?)

But what I’ve become obsessed with is that when you only want a particular topping on half of your pizza, they make you specify WHICH HALF. LEFT or RIGHT.

I had ordered from them a few times but never paid attention to see if they got the halves correct. I was curious to see if it really would arrive the way I ordered it.

To view the results of his test, check out The Great Pizza Orientation Test.