old magazines: vanessa minnillo quote
February 20, 2008 by Cash
Vanessa Minnillo has always been, how you say ‘easy on the eyes’. I started digging her even more when she ‘accidentally’ dropped a massive F-bomb on some stupid live MTV broadcast (take that FCC). Perusing one of my old Maxims though, I came across a quote that really got my pulse racing:
To me–and this is kind of weird–the smell of liquor on a man is sexy.
I found this in the Maxim 100 special issue. If I’m not mistaken, in the original interview she went onto say that the smell of scotch on a man is incredibly hot because it reminds her of her dad. Not that I was paying attention.
Note to self: get scotch spillingly drunk before approaching women this hot. Done and done.
One more picture of her (just because I can) with her has been, washed up, douche bag husband Nich Lachey:
Every so often Cash will dig up something from his massive pile of old magazines in a feature he calls, wait for it.. ‘old magazines’.
It took me a really long time to figure out what part of Nick Lachey’s body that was.
Curse that Nick Lachey and his non-threatening good looks!
God damn. That is a fucked up quote.
That being said I’d smash that right down to zero and let her call me Daddy the whole time. Sick bitch ha ha ha.