Natalie Portman Lifecast
May 9, 2007 by Greg
I was writing up an article on how to detect fake digital photographs of Natalie Portman nude when this little gem came into my inbox, The Natalie Portman Lifecast. Coincidence? I think not.
Natalie Portman, a long time favorite of Urban Monarch, is apparently is working on a new project. Along the lines of movie Ed TV or new starup justin.tv, Portman wants people to follow her with cameras and broadcast her life through the web.
Valleywag Reports:
Natalie Portman, the actress who played Queen Padmé Amidala in the Star Wars saga, is touring around Silicon Valley in search of funding for a new project. The winsome movie star, who came to public notice as a 12-year-old in the charge of a grizzled assassin, is proposing a continuous video feed of her work and personal life.
Check out the full report. And Natalie, if you’re looking for someone to edit out the naughty parts, I’m open to new opportunities.
Natalie Portman is definitely easy on the eyes. Beyond that though, good gawd where to begin. I thought her kooky politics were bad enough, but this little exercise in hyper-narcissism is something I don’t even know that Bono would do.
And you know the joke about Bono right?
“So Kurt Cobain dies and goes to heaven where he sees Jim Morrisson, Jimi Hendrix, and Bono having a beer. Kurt whispers to a nearby angel ‘I didn’t know Bono was dead!?!’ to which the angel replies “That’s not Bono. It’s God. He just thinks he’s Bono”