Comments on: Natalie Portman Lifecast http://www.urbanmonarch.com/natalie-portman-lifecast/ Advice for a generation of men raised by women Mon, 01 Dec 2008 22:29:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 By: cash http://www.urbanmonarch.com/natalie-portman-lifecast/#comment-22797 cash Thu, 10 May 2007 12:56:13 +0000 http://www.urbanmonarch.com/natalie-portman-lifecast/#comment-22797 Natalie Portman is definitely easy on the eyes. Beyond that though, good gawd where to begin. I thought her kooky politics were bad enough, but this little exercise in hyper-narcissism is something I don't even know that Bono would do. And you know the joke about Bono right? "So Kurt Cobain dies and goes to heaven where he sees Jim Morrisson, Jimi Hendrix, and Bono having a beer. Kurt whispers to a nearby angel 'I didn't know Bono was dead!?!' to which the angel replies "That's not Bono. It's God. He just thinks he's Bono" Natalie Portman is definitely easy on the eyes. Beyond that though, good gawd where to begin. I thought her kooky politics were bad enough, but this little exercise in hyper-narcissism is something I don’t even know that Bono would do.

And you know the joke about Bono right?

“So Kurt Cobain dies and goes to heaven where he sees Jim Morrisson, Jimi Hendrix, and Bono having a beer. Kurt whispers to a nearby angel ‘I didn’t know Bono was dead!?!’ to which the angel replies “That’s not Bono. It’s God. He just thinks he’s Bono”

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