Mister Splashy Pants
November 28, 2007 by Greg

I spent a good hour of my day laughing about Mister Splashy Pants. It would be wrong for me not to share such joys in my life with you all. I found and ordered some pins, but I can’t seem to find a t-shirt. Here’s the dirt.


splashy splashy!
hey man i’m selling mister splashy pants pins on my site! three for 99 cents!
http://www.heyawesomepins.com/?p=55
annnnd i see you ordered them after i posted that. my bad!
I think a better name would be CAPTAIN Splashy Pants. As to the guy who the Greenpeace volunteer thought was a “perv” - If I was a woman, and someone came up to me on the street, unsolicited, and started asking about the progress of Mr. Splashy Pants, I’d most likely either hit or run, or both. But I’m not a woman, so I’d most likely beat the guy senseless, take his wallet, run, and then mail the wallet back sans ID. From there I’d plaster his ID all over the web as a “perv”. But that’s just me.
Where’d ya find the pins? Gotta have a Captain Splashy Pants pin, fan club, website, etc…