Megan Fox : Are You Kidding Me?

Longtime UM favorite Megan Fox is gracing the covers of both Maxim and GQ this month.  In perusing a friend’s copy of the Maxim issue, I was amazed to see one of her (many) tattoos, on her lower stomach no less; “Brian”.

As in Brian Austin Green, her longtime boyfriend/fiance/whateva.

As in this guy:

Yes, from 90210.

What’s he been up to since the glory days at the Peach Pit?  Well:

In 1996, Green dropped “Austin” from his professional name and attempted to begin a career as a legitimate rapper. Austin was only used due to the fact that, when Green registered with the Screen Actor’s Guild, there was already a Brian Green registered. Having no middle name, Green and his mother, Joyce, created Austin. He had no attachment to this name, thus it was dropped. He released a hip-hop album entitled One Stop Carnival. The record was a failure both critically and commercially, with one critic referring to Green as “the poor man’s Vanilla Ice.”

I’ve heard they’re no longer dating (perhaps because she now has a career, and he.. well, um..) but she’s still stuck with that tattoo.

Question; would you ever get a significant other’s name tattooed on you?  And a follow up:  If so, please seek psychiatric help immediately.