lifetime to-do list item #41: avn awards
June 9, 2008 by Cash

How I’ve gone xx years without attending the annual AVN awards is beyond me.
Porn. Las Vegas. Two of my favorite dishes- served together piping hot.
You can be damn sure I’ll try to pimp my UM credentials for a ahem, closer view.
Stay tuned.
photo via Fleshbot Flickr


dork
I prefer ‘perv’, but dork will also do.
I was thinkin perv for sure
xx = old
Splash- so very true.
Exactly the reason I’ve submitted my application to the “Senior Citizens Make A Horny Wish” foundation. It’s in God’s hands now.