Klaus Harmony: Porn Music

I had a friend in high school who’s life’s aspiration was to make porn music.  We met in driver’s training and became friends due to our mutual interests in music.  He introduced me to several musical artists that still influence me today like Tom Waits and Danny Elfman.  I’m sorry Craig, I think Klaus Harmoney has beaten you to your goal.

Born in Baden in 1941, Klaus Harmony was the foremost German composer of erotik film scores in the 1970’s, crafting music for over nine classic movies in just thirteen years. In collaboration with filmmaker and long time friend, Friedrich Wohlfäht, he expanded and thrust the genre beyond its known limits until his disappearance in an unexplained explosion during a visit to a second-hand music store in London’s east end.

Or should I say, would have beaten you to your goal if he was a real person.

Without wishing to disappoint, Judd Music Ltd would like to make clear that Klaus Harmony, his wives, collaborators and purported works - musical or otherwise - are a sick fiction devised by an ashen, chair-bound composer who has the luxury of time. Any reference to actual persons, living or otherwise, are not exactly coincidental, but certainly made up.

Klaus Harmony’s gimmicky and cleverly marketed collection of “movie scores” are available to download.  Fake or not, I already have a new favorite, Ejaculaktor, off of the Oeuvre Zwei album.  Check out the Mozart of Porn for more.