Aaah, to be young, goggled, and free.

And within 5 feet of Jessica Alba wearing a variety of bikinis.

Our mortal enemies / BFF over at Doubleviking.com have written a hilarious open letter to this lucky young lad.

You’re a lucky son of a bitch. You’ll never do anything as good in your life again as casually swim by Jessica Alba while she’s wearing a bikini.

None of us will. That’s the highest achievement of mankind.

Read the whole uplifting thing here at Doubleviking.com.

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