kermit seeks piggy
July 8, 2008 by Cash
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Some time ago, I found an original full head rubber Miss Piggy mask, circa 1977, complete with a full head of long blond hair. I am looking for a tall, sexy BBW, preferably over 300 pounds, to wear this mask to bed. She should also be open to playing with plastic wrap and liquid latex.
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WTF is liquid latex? And what does it have to do with ‘things’? As a matter of fact…plastic wrap??? Hope he found his dream sow, anyway. LOL!!
It’s not easy being green!
Hooray internet for traumatizing me in regards to fond childhood memories. Although seeing Peter Jackson’s (yes, the same one that did LOTR) “Meet the Feebles” had already done so to begin with. this just sealed the deal…
Wocka Wocka Wocka!!!
YAY! I was afraid I wouldn’t have enough material for therapy one day. Does childhood disillusionment never end?