I like insulting people.  It appears as if I’m in good company with angry aussie.  He has created a list of insults with wit, grabbing quotes of famous leaders and thinkers.  A few of my favorites.

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time in reading it.”
Moses Hadas

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it.”
Groucho Marx

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
Mark Twain

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever…”
Oscar Wilde

Check out his list here.

Bonus Quote from Moses Hadas:

“I have read your book and much like it.”