if valentine’s day cards were honest
February 13, 2008 by Cash
Regular UM readers know I try to avoid posting stuff that’s been all over Digg, Reddit, etc, but sometimes it’s impossible to resist. Such is certainly the case with Cracked’s feature on honest Valentine’s Day cards.
Reminds me of The Onion’s awesome piece a few years back that included such classics as “Quit yer squawkin, I’m only stalkin!”
Obviously, NSFW.
I know someone with a Kitchen Aide Mixer… It’s real nice.
I like the anal sex one…