i love amy
June 8, 2007 by Cash
Human nature rears its ugly head on the internet all the time. Especially when people can speak anonymously. In researching an old internet hoax I came across one young man’s loving ode to “Amy” the object of his (I’m just guessing here) pre-teen affection.
The post itself is comic gold, while the comments it spurned in the guest book are truly heartwarming.
From the original page:
We was friends longer than that tho :)We met at ozzfest chat one day (she pretended to be a gay guy) and hit on me and took my screen name its was just a joke and its funny to look back on now
but when I got to know her better i liked her to use my screen name so its hers now also
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And onto the inevitable comments:
..my amy is the hottest bc shes a fetish model going for her PhD in psychology, and yours is just some weird girl you met on the internet who shares your equally lame exsistance who will eventually realize what a sappy emo tearjerker your actually are and dump your sorry ass…
It’s all about people helping people.


the lack of a fingercuffs quote from chasing amy is disappointing…
Ozzfest chat must be the best place to pick up girls…