how to piss off a girl
September 21, 2007 by Cash
I’ve known a wide variety of women in my day. Girlfriends, family, friends, coworkers, bosses, etc.
Although each girl is unique and delightful in their own way, one thing seems to bind them all together. It’s a simple way you can accidentally (or I suppose, on purpose) piss them off:
Call them ‘dude’.
Actually, don’t. Ever.
It’s totally insulting. As it might be if a girl called you ’sister’ or ‘girlfriend’. Close runners up would be calling them ‘man’ or ‘buddy’.


do you call girls dude often?
Hell no. Overhearing it happen, (and the natural reaction to it) the other day in the office reminded me of this faux pas.
someone i know calls me dude…..
Poor girl. How rude.
I actually don’t mind it
Great, I’ll start calling you Bro.
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Actually, calling them dude (or similar terms) is great. It’s completely disarming, and definitely gives the impression you don’t want anything non-platonic from them, which in my case is generally what has lead to most of my relationships. In fact in general it’s the things that piss girls off that make them like you. I wish I understood, but I just try to go with it.
This sounds like a fun experiment over the next week or so.