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how to piss off a girl

21Sep07

by Cash

I’ve known a wide variety of women in my day. Girlfriends, family, friends, coworkers, bosses, etc.
Although each girl is unique and delightful in their own way, one thing seems to bind them all together. It’s a simple way you can accidentally (or I suppose, on purpose) piss them off:

Call them ‘dude’.

Actually, don’t. Ever.

It’s totally insulting. As it might be if a girl called you ’sister’ or ‘girlfriend’. Close runners up would be calling them ‘man’ or ‘buddy’.

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9 Responses to “how to piss off a girl”

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1 Greg on Sep 24th, 2007 said:

do you call girls dude often?
2 cash on Sep 24th, 2007 said:

Hell no. Overhearing it happen, (and the natural reaction to it) the other day in the office reminded me of this faux pas.
3 raquel on Sep 24th, 2007 said:

someone i know calls me dude…..
4 cash on Sep 24th, 2007 said:

Poor girl. How rude.
5 raquel on Sep 24th, 2007 said:

I actually don’t mind it
6 cash on Sep 24th, 2007 said:

Great, I’ll start calling you Bro.
7 Scott on Jul 16th, 2008 said:

Actually, calling them dude (or similar terms) is great. It’s completely disarming, and definitely gives the impression you don’t want anything non-platonic from them, which in my case is generally what has lead to most of my relationships. In fact in general it’s the things that piss girls off that make them like you. I wish I understood, but I just try to go with it.
8 PJ on Jul 17th, 2008 said:

This sounds like a fun experiment over the next week or so.