How To Meet Girls : Part 1, Celeb Gossip
July 26, 2006 by Cash
Let’s face it guys; girls love the celebrity gossip.
From theorizing over the reason TomKat’s baby has never been seen (i.e. maybe it isn’t real) to rolling their eyes over the latest STD and vicadin fueled Paris Hilton ‘incident’, ladies love the trash talk when it comes to movie stars and trust fund retards.
Why should you care?
Having even a tidbit of knowledge about these subjects immediately differentiates you from 99.979% of guys they’re likely to talk to on a given night.
Up until now though, there weren’t a lot of options for guys trying to stay current. No self respecting man worth his bitchin Camero was gonna buy a copy of Star magazine or the National Enquirer to get up to date.
Thanks to the internet, you don’t have to.
What Would Tyler Durden Do? is a celebrity trash and sass blog that sorts out the junkies from the pet monkies (yep, Paris again) and is written by a man.
“Brendon”; the site’s founder used to work for another popular celeb blog but wisely struck out on his own when he realized he was about 73% funnier than his former employer.
Now he dishes the dirt on every Hollywood hunk and hottie under the sun, often including the sexiest, candid (i.e. you won’t see them elsewhere) HI RES (i.e. LARGER than life) pictures on earth of girls like Jessica Alba, Brittany Murphy, and one of his personal favorites, Jessica Simpson.
The news is always delivered with a scathing wit that will leave you rolling on the floor.
Take this example, where he talks about Christina Aguilera’s recent decision to ‘tone down’ her image in preperation for motherhood:
“I’d actually like to thank Jordan Bratman here for not rubbing it in. He looks like a cartoon turtle, yet somehow landed Christina Aguilera. And now he’s having her tone it down. That’s a lot more mature than I would be. If I were married to Christina, we could be at my parents funeral and I would still parade her around in daisy dukes and a cop hat.”
If you don’t find that funny, you’re either comatose, or a Mormon missionary, or some unholy combination of the two. Save yourself while you can!
-Cash
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Ok sure he has wit and jessica alba on his website, but without an rss feed it’s dead to me.
pictures like that can bring people back from the dead.
You think when I’m famous my infamous Vegas video will be on WWTDD? Of course when all else fails talk about gossip, I have come to think of it as my safety net. Can you believe Paris Hilton is trying to be a singer, has never failed for me.
I like to look at that picture at least once a week. It’s a spiritual ritual of sorts.
Pervert, I’m sure it releases alot of tension. Correct?
Okay, so WWTDD recently went through an overhaul. They’re back and as good as ever, with an even better ‘about’ quote:
“”What Would Tyler Durden Do” is a blog focused on bringing you the latest gossip and news about rich and famous celebrities. And then making fun of them. Why? Because fuck them, that’s why”
Gawd I heart WWTDD.com Truly.