how to keep crying kids from bothering you
July 18, 2007 by Cash
If there’s one thing I hate, besides flip flops on girls (boy howdy did the comments heat up on that!), it’s obnoxious, screaming kids in public places.
The humorous Brandon over at Reviewfoo has a suggestion for keeping them away.
Long ago, I learned a single sentence that sends obnoxious juniors away from me as fast as their little legs will carry them. Here it is:
Lean over to the child’s watcher and, as politely as you possibly can, just say, “According to the terms of my parole, I’m not really supposed to be this close to children”.
Bold. Brilliant. I can’t wait to try it out.
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