How to Annoy People
November 9, 2006 by Glenn
With my recent review of Zan’s Enlightened Seduction DVDs, all the guys out there know where to turn for advice on getting better with women.
However, perhaps a list of what not to do around women will be equally beneficial:
- Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you’ll be saying more any moment.
- Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
- As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
(From the very entertaining 248 ways to be annoying)
I know someone with a Kitchen Aide Mixer… It’s real nice.
Just looking at that picture annoys me! Mission Accomplished, G-money.
This one sounds fun to me…
Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.
Hey! I think this one is valid…
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
I bet Steve Pavlina agrees with me…
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