Last week, I was leisurely checking my email in the afternoon when I got the familiar myspace email notifying me that I had a new message waiting. Paying little attention I went about meandering the web. A few minutes later I had 3 more myspace notifications. Wtf? This warranted my immediate attention.
Getting to my inbox I noticed they were all from a pictureless profile. As I scrolled down through the message titles, I see the first one was titled with the name of a girl I had a date with that night. Curiously I opened the first. It was definitely not spam.
Here are the messages in their original format, names removed.
Subject: [removed]
Body:greg,
please make sure to treat [removed] with respect, protect her from harm and enjoy her personality. she is such a great person and deserves more than I was able to give her. I hope that over time she understands that I am still the same person that she has spent the past two years of her life with, I just didn’t know how to deal with losing her and was unable to handle the emotions thats went along with this week. I know you are a good person because you are [removed]’s friend. I wish the best for the both of you.
Regards,
[removed]
Subject: [removed]
Body:I also hope that some day [removed] will realize that I want to spend the rest of my life with her and I am ready for that. She is the love of my life and maybe someday she will change her mind say yes to marring me.
Subject: Hit me up on IM
Body:send me an IM. My s/n is [removed]
you can download it here: www.myspace.com/myspaceim
Subject: dinner tonight
Body:are you going to dinner with [removed] tonight?
The messages follow a good flow, strongly conveying emotion in four messages spanning less than ten minutes. The first message seems to express a sense of closure and respect. The second retracts the first, confessing undying love. In the third message it seems he can’t hold it in any longer and just needs to chat. The fourth is my favorite because it seems he is second guessing whether he has found the right suitor.
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Oh jebus. As we discussed, I think UM needs to take up a collection to buy this guy a copy of The Game immediately. Good gawd. A truly depressing display.
Is the intertubeswebs making us as a society generally more stupid?
Are we just becoming more disrespectful of failed relationships? (hey, lets blame it on stupid movies!)
Or has technology merely just allowed for those with issues a more public outlet that has enabled them to reveal to a much larger audience that “the surgeon geneal warns that contents may be bad for your mental health”?
Hey! knock off the horsing around. out of the gene pool with you, [removed]!
Amen Goat! It’s seriously pathetic.
Wow, I know this is going to sound weird. But this is exactly what is going on with me right now! Really. I am so obsessive over my ex girlfriend. Me and her broke up a week ago, and I cannot stop calling her or stopping by her house, because she lives right down the street from me. It’s horribly painful when I see her with the other guy shes falling back on. I don’t know how to get her back. And I want her back so badly, I relied on her for happiness, and that was the worst part of it. When I was with her, everything else went away. FUCK! Someone give me some tips.
basically you’re screwed until you figure out how to mentally purge yourself of that person. for each person it is different. more than likely there isn’t a shortcut. avoiding the person may the best answer to start with… good luck
Yeah, your right. I actually hung out with a friend last night. This friend is a girl that I use to really be into and like. It kind of faded because our schedules were exact opposites and eventually we were just friends. And then while I was dating the girl I’m talking about I tried hooking my best friend up with the girl I hung out with last night, and her name is brittany. So, I guess somehow, brittany was attracted to the unavailability of me, and she was actually helping me get through all of this with Jess (my ex gf now) And then, one thing led to another and we were all over eachother.. and now, It’s much easier.
Holy crap what a loser. I bet the girl was happy her ex is trying to c-block her hahaha. What did she say about this?