Hello My Future Girlfriend
March 22, 2007 by Greg
If you have come here it must be because you meet me in yahoo chat. I just lost my girlfriend. If you want to be my girlfriend please E-mail me or ICQ me my e-mail is kidblount@yahoo.com my ICQ # is 19171502. my name is Michael. This is me If you have Microsoft Internet Explorer you will hear me in the background. If you have Netscape click here. If you are going to be my girlfriend please don’t dump me after I like you.
These words launched Michael Blount into an internet phenomena in 1997 and continue to follow him 10 years later. Trendpediawiki has a long but entertaining entry documenting his entire experience. Despite all the internet I’ve consumed, I hadn’t heard of him, but was captivated by his tale.
I created the “}-{ello My Future Girlfriend” web page during the summer before 6th grade. I was eleven. During this time, my elementary school friends were getting “girlfriends.” It was all completely innocent at the time. That was back in 1998. I lied about my age, so I could register a tripod account. I had recently taken a beginner HTML class for kids at the local college. The class lasted at most 2 days. The instructor requested that each student bring two pictures for him to scan, so we could put them on our web pages. I brought the picture of me, and then a landscape picture my mother took while in Colorado on vacation. The class was very interesting to me at the time. One of the last HTML tags I learned in the class, was the EMBED tag.
Check out the entry for Hello My Future Girlfriend.
I know someone with a Kitchen Aide Mixer… It’s real nice.
Is the audio file still available? I think you need to sample it for one of your tracks.
Yeah I just did some digging and found it. It’s pretty funny.
hello my future boyfriend. My name is Jhon. I am 11 and in the 6th grade. I too am looking for unrequited love via the internet. Maybe we should “hook up” some time. i could stick it in your pooper. We could have a fabulous time. Good bye. Thanks for stopping bye…..