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give electric shot to crazy japanese businessmen!

May 5, 2008 by Cash 

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Who imagines this lovely seal is a stun gun? It gives an electric shock to a naughty guy trying to touch you.
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If you don’t know anything about Japanese culture, let me clue you in on one thing: Japanese men are perverts. I’m not talking regular grade, all American, 33 porn DVDs (R.I.P #34, sometimes my hands don’t know their own drunken strength) under the TV style pervs either.

I’m talking HEAVY DUTY “incredibily fond of groping 15 year old girls on crowded subway trains” pervy. And then some.

It should come as no surprise then that someone had the smarts to come up with a taser specifically designed to give Japanese girls the best of both worlds; anime cutsy charm bracelet accessory on one hand; boner busting electro buzzer on the other.

An instant classic. As is the web page promoting it.

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5 Responses to “give electric shot to crazy japanese businessmen!”

  1. Bob P. on May 6th, 2008 8:24 am

    Being a strapya next customer, I can tell you that their customer service is top notch, despite the generally entertaining engrish (Im convinced they do it on purpose) and the products are always as advertised : awesome.

    Things do take a while to make the journey across the mighty ocean, so do give yourself plenty of lead time in the case of gifts.

    -bp

  2. Greg on May 6th, 2008 8:51 am

    I like the “Don’t touch Me!” tag line.

  3. Jillian on May 6th, 2008 9:59 am

    OMG Cash where do you find these things!? There are so many good lines in their adverts!

    “Use it as a funny toy just to make your friends surprised and laugh!”

    :: Important notice ::
    Don’t use it to a person who has a heart disease.
    Don’t put it on the delicate part of body.

    Classic. I just might have to get one of these for the bus home when a crazy drunk guy keeps asking me over and over if I have a boyfriend in Spanish and that I have beautiful eyes. Gets kind of freaky after 10 blocks…

  4. Other Zac on May 6th, 2008 10:24 am

    This is great. The Japanese are great.

  5. Cash on May 6th, 2008 3:07 pm

    other zac - agree to agree :-)

    bob, thanks for the insight! should have known some savvy UM reader would have experience with them.

    jillian - yes, be wary of electric probes on ‘delicate part’ of body.

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