flame on : republicans are sexier

Aaah election day. 

Time once again for those of us smart enough to participate in our democracy to head to the polls and decide the fate of the world for the next two years.

Hopefully all of our savvy, sophisticated Urban Monarch readers have cast their votes or plan on doing so by the end of the day.

Democrats and Republicans have been making a lot of noise lately on a variety of important campaign topics; the war on terror, securing the border, Iraq, and of course the ubiquitous economy.

One topic that’s been sadly overlooked however, is perhaps equally important:  when it comes to boot knockin, bed rockin, ass slappingly fun sex, who’s the ahem, most dominant party?

According to one source, Republicans are the sexually superior species.  By a landslide.

 A few months ago GQ posted an article by a woman living and working ‘inside the beltway’ (aka Washington DC) and her report of sexual experiences on both sides of the aisle was quite entertaining.

Some tidbits: 

3. A SENSE OF PERSPECTIVE
I’ve dated Democrats whose nights have been ruined (forever!) due to some stupid-ass comment by Bill Frist on Hardball. I’ve watched them go all mopey, argue with the TV…and then their little weenies disappear. Not so with GOPers. Republicans, particularly when naked, do not want to sit around and talk about Social Security privatization. Or Iraq, for chrissake. Or why (oh, boo hoo, get over it!) Kerry lost. They don’t even want to sit around naked and talk about George W. Bush. They just want you to sit on them.

4. A SENSE OF HUMOR
Republicans are happy to watch Jon Stewart with you. They think he’s a riot. They don’t parse every word he says in an effort to ?gure out if “The Huffington Post” will approve. They just laugh, pour another cocktail, and decide upon which couch they will fuck your brains out after the show. 

Read the entire list here, and don’t forget to get to the polls, no matter how weepy or manly you may be in the sack.

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