Irish Car Bombs are old news.  Intrepid bald booze explorer and UM mastermind Greg has been busy discovering (and naming!) a few brew based mixers you have to taste to believe. 

Skip and Go Naked

Discovered perhaps by accident at one of UM’s favorite Friday night haunts (a brit pop club where PBR and well Gin are both $2), the S&GN is a classic conversation starter.  Conversations that usually begin “you’re not seriously going to drink that are you?!”

1 can Pabst Blue Ribbon
1 shot well Gin
1 pint glass

Pour gin in glass, top with PBR, mix, and toast a blue collar standard in the making.

Salsa and Drop Your Pants

One fateful night of drinking at Denver’s Mezcal restaurant (actually during a mezcal tasting which included a tour over some 15 varieties!) ended with Greg wanting something to wash all that scorpian water down.  The result: Salsa and Drop Your Pants.

1 can Tecate
1 shot tequila

For this tempting treat, simply drink down a third or so of the beer, add tequila, shake slightly and slip south of the border (as your pants possibly do the same).

Jump Rope and Twiddle Your Penis

This is the most recent addition to the canon of Cerveny’s beer cocktail concoctions.  It was the result of several different experiments at a local hipster dive bar that ended not only in this drink, but in Greg realizing that not all hipsters are cute. 

1 can Schlitz
1 shot Stoli Peach
1 pint glass

Pour vodka in glass, top with Schlitz, stir, and then try NOT to think of Peach Jolly Ranchers while drinking. 

Bonus Recipe of my own:

The Hammer Of Justice

1 can Schlitz
1 shot Jim Beam
1 pint glass

Pour Jim Beam in glass, top with Schlitz, stir, and then try NOT to think about what you’re drinking as it hammers your stomach.