neil strauss’ satchel of seduction
In his best selling book “The Game”, Neil Strauss unveils a lot of intriguing tools intended to make meeting women easier. One piece that can easily be overlooked as readers race through the book seeking out the “perfect pickup line ” (hint: it doesn’t exist) was his constant club companion, a trusty ‘man purse’.
Admitting Your Mistakes
April 19, 2007 by Greg · 5 Comments
It’s sharing time here at Urban Monarch. I have a mistake I made that I need to get off my chest. Everyday I think about this post,I feel a little a bit of guilt.
This was a really stupid idea. The starch didn’t work as well as commercial products. After about a month, it started to smell bad; like damp towels or moldy carpet. Hell, I don’t even do my own laundry anymore, let alone ironing.
Now that I’ve gotten that off my chest I feel a lot better. Anything you need to talk about?
P.S. Hot tip, don’t iron your polos, send them to the dry cleaner.
How Not To Decorate
April 18, 2007 by Greg · 3 Comments
At Urban Monarch we are regularly linking resources to improve your pad. We’ve offered information on improving lighting, finding affordable furniture, and hanging paintings. Today we are taking a different approach. With the help of Justin Jorgensen, his library of mens’ personals photos, and his new book, we’re showing you what not to do. Read more
Tommy Bahama - Set Sail St Barts
April 17, 2007 by Greg · 6 Comments
While returning some shoes at Nordstrom this week, I stopped by the men’s fragrance counter to pick up a new facial scrub. By the way, Jack Black’s mentholated scrub is the shit. Anyhow, after flirting with the silver foxes behind the glass counters, one invited me to smell some of their new fragrances. Read more
bar+barbershop= “MR.”
April 17, 2007 by Cash · 2 Comments
Two Stanford grads have started an upscale barbershop that also features a full bar & lounge. “MR.” had its debut in San Francisco but the two partners hope to spread the concept to other urban hotspots (Los Angeles, Las Vegas, New York and Chicago) in the future.
Rather than a pay per cut business model, MR. offers monthly memberships that allow for haircuts (& follow up trims) as well as admission to the bar / lounge.
Online Shoe Shopping at Nordstrom
April 16, 2007 by Greg · 2 Comments
Shopping online with Nordstrom comes at a price higher than its competitors: your time and your money. In online shopping it used to be enough to just put your catalog online. Then to compete you needed to offer free shipping. Now, with offerings like free overnight from Zappos and 2 day no minimum amazon prime, it takes a little more to keep up. Read more
Apartment Mood Lighting
April 11, 2007 by Greg · 7 Comments
Modern Self has a comprehensive article on how to properly light the dim corners in any bachelor pad. Eric, the article author, uses his experience as a set lighting technician to guide the modern man into simultaneously making his apartment and himself look better. Read more
The Head Scrub: Essential For a Shaved Head
April 10, 2007 by Greg · 2 Comments
Exfoliating is a key component in keeping a good looking shaved head. When I bought my head shaving razor recently, I got the the whole kit to go with it for no better reason than they sold a whole line of products. Included was an exfoliating scrub for the scalp. Read more
Headshaving With a Razor vs Clippers
April 9, 2007 by Greg · 6 Comments
This weekend I made the move from a shaved head via clippers to a shaved head via razor. I made the move for one main reason, ease of maintenance. It’s far easier to shave my head with a razor in the shower than a multi-step clipper ritual approach. Read more
How to Wear a Pocket Watch
Recently I received a pocket watch for my birthday. However, I have no clue how to wear it. A quick google search landed me at Pocketwatcher. To my surprise, there are a lot more ways to wear on than in a suit vest. Read more
the “heteropolitan” man
April 4, 2007 by Cash · 2 Comments
There is a new term being used to describe a certain demographic of man. “Heteropolitan” typically refers to a man who:
works late once a week, is partial to a pint of lager, but is reading Catcher in the Rye and enjoys preparing a meal with the help of a Jamie Oliver cook book.
Good gawd.
They are described as an “antidote to the metrosexual”.
more spring fashion tips
April 2, 2007 by Cash · 2 Comments
Another quick guide to spring style trends, this time tagged “Polished Casual”. The flashy colors suggested are sure to help you stand out in a crowd be it at a club or just wandering thru the city.
Bing Bang - Jewelry For Men
I recently picked up a Bing Bang necklace, and although the chain was too much on the hot side of gaudy for my tastes, the line is nothing but interesting.
Building on the raw and elegant style of the past women’s collections, the men’s line of Bing Bang references the Gangs of New York-era by trying to achieve a simplicity and roughness rather than the polish and gloss of a lot of the men’s jewelry already out there. This rough and tumble 19th-century era may not immediately bring images of jewelry to mind, but much of the inspiration comes from the spirit of the times. Read more
hangover helper
March 30, 2007 by Cash · Leave a Comment
Just in time for the weekend’s debauchery, Thrillist offers up a cache of men’s grooming products specifically designed to take the edge off a 48 hour bender. Or at least take the edge off your face.
Christian Audigier Runway Highlights
All I have to say is…
Christian Audigier, send me one of those hoodies… Oh, and one of those models.
Look Like Entourage
March 29, 2007 by Greg · 3 Comments
Last week L.A.’s fashion week opened with a party by GQ to feature the latest clothing line, “Entourage.” AG boutiques will be selling the TV denim for around $175 and the t-shirts for around $65. Read more
Fashion Watches: Paying for the Label
March 28, 2007 by Greg · 3 Comments
It all started with the notion to collect more accessories. I looked at necklaces, rings, and bracelets till the idea came to me to invest in a nice watch. I navigated to Sak’s and Nordstrom’s and found their watch department. Knowing that many designers farm out their creation to third parties, I decided to see who was behind these designer watches. Read more
Vestal Watches
March 26, 2007 by Greg · 4 Comments
I’m currently in the market for a new watch and I’ve been perusing the options available. One maker that has peaked my interest is Vestal. With a wide variety including not only standard leather and metal options, they also have many vegetarian friendly watches made banded with canvas or polyurethane. Read more
one thing i hate: “pull along” backpacks on rollers
March 21, 2007 by Cash · 5 Comments
Every morning I ride the train to work.
Every morning I see some dork(s) pulling a backpack behind them.
If your backpack’s so heavy you can’t possibly wear it?
GET A SMALL ROLLER STYLE CARRY-ON BAG.
If your backpack isn’t so heavy you can’t wear it? Read more
cufflinks: debonair to wear
March 19, 2007 by Cash · 3 Comments
The Epoch Times Austrailia has a short, handy introduction to the magic power of cufflinks.
How to Remove an Ink Security Tag
March 12, 2007 by Greg · 4 Comments
Mr Ports found himself in a predicament. He had an important meeting, no time, and a new suit with a security ink tag still attached. Not being one to back down, he figured out how to remove it on his own. After that, he couldn’t stop himself, and continued to dissect the security tag. Read more
