Calling in Sick (From Your Hangover)

Had one too many shots of dill-infused vodka at the Sunday outing to Red Square? With a little planning, you don’t even have to worry about the Monday-morning call to work to explain your sudden case of “stomach flu.”

Call-in-Sick.com has you covered. From the website:

Picture the scenario: You stay out too late on a workday night and decide to call in sick the next day. The next day you drag yourself out of bed at 5am because you know your boss won’t be there to answer the phone.

With Call-in-Sick you can record your sick message the night before then schedule it to be sent directly to your boss’s phone early in the morning without you even getting out of bed!

And because we’re such great guys, here’s a little “call-in-sick” script as well (via soyouwanna.com):

Hello, _____ ? (insert boss’s or even better, boss’s secretary’s name) Yeah, hi, it’s ____. (insert your name) Listen, I think I might vomit, so I’m going to stay in bed for a while. Yeah, thanks. Bye.