There are a lot of crazy ’spontaneous comedy’ tools out on the web.  The Tashian translator gave me hours of enjoyment when I first discovered it (still does, actually).  Now, the mad geniuses over at the Outer Court Google blog have come up with a simple recipe for internet induced laughs.

I’m using a Google wildcard phrase search (like “the best search engine in the world is *”) for the list below, always grabbing the top meaningful snippet from the results.

Some of my favorites:

The best horror movie out there in the world is cabin fever that film will scare u like a ho.

The best drink in the world is TEA!!!TEA TEA TEA!!!

The best daddy in the world is the daddy who says fuck grades!

The best programmer in the world is still human, thus produces errors.

The best rapper in the world is white, The best golfer in the world is black.

Check out the rest of the list here.

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