Advice From Friends: Massages From Strippers
December 11, 2007 by Greg

friend: best massage i had was from a stripper in vegas
friend: i told her i didn’t want a lap dance
friend: and then she said she would do a massage for $20
friend: so i was like
friend: sweet


Well, you can be sure that a) Vegas strippers know their way around the human body, b) especially a man’s body, and c) why the hell not???
Cheers,
Steve
Amen Steve!
Strippers, is there anything they CAN’T do? The best massage I ever got was from.. oh, um, nevermind.
Easy there cowboy! Best massage I ever got was from a big black guy, 3rd degree black belt in karate, legally blind. He put me in pain but at the end of the hour I was as relaxed as a wet noodle. Been back many times since. Mikey’s my man! Now, I’ve not experienced the Vegas stripper massage, but I’m sure I’d emerge a very relaxed man…