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Some apartments offer a great location, while others rely on their unique amenities to attract perspective residents.

For instance, when your new year’s resolution is to get in shape, it’s hard to beat a jogging track for a good cardio workout.

The jogging track was hardly ever used. Maybe that’s because it was an uneven, gravel trail that went around a sticker-ridden field. I only saw one guy using this track… and he was using it to train his Rottweiler for dog fighting. Seriously, he had free weights tied to this dog’s neck with a chain… making the dog drag the weights as it ran.

Another plus can be competent, helpful, on staff maintenence.

My other neighbor got his place broken into. Well, they didn’t actually break in. The crooks told the maintenance man that they were locked out. Not only did maintenance let them inside, they also helped move furniture into the crooks’ truck! This was in the middle of the day!!!

Be sure to read up on the wonderful pool facilities, parking convenience and delightful neighbors too.

Park Ridge Apartments Review

 


One Response to “a vacancy in hell: amenities galore”  

  1. 1 Greg

    Hah. Sharpend the saw!

    -The fitness facilities (aka: the lone chin-up bar) were only used by a grey-bearded homeless man. I always thought perhaps he was getting in shape to collect alluminum cans faster.

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