Ask um: Where to Put Cologne
November 30, 2006 by Greg · 4 Comments

Dear UM,
I see a lot of women putting perfume on their wrists and neck. Are we supposed to do the same or is there somewhere else a man should put cologne?
- Neil
drinking: home bar basics - vodka
November 30, 2006 by Cash · 7 Comments

Friend and fellow alcohol enthusiast Glenn suggested I do a series on the foundations of a good home bar.
To kick things off, let’s have a look at vodka, a staple of any self respecting liquor cabinet.
DIY Men’s Energy Drink
November 30, 2006 by Glenn · 2 Comments

If you work out, you know it’s important to keep hydrated during and after your regimen. Many guys use expensive, off-the-shelf sugar-sweat-water (aka Gatorade).
But if you’re looking to save some cash, Yaniverse has posted the recipe for his own DIY energy drink, EnerT:
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Flickr: Wrapped Up in Winter Scarves
With the weather changing and winter quickly approaching, it is the season for winter hats and scarves. This week on flickr we’re looking at your scarves. Read more
Sex: The Art of Cuddling
November 29, 2006 by Greg · 3 Comments

For the common the man, the post coital repertoire is often comprised of leaving the room immediately, tossing a towel at her, and/or rolling over and falling asleep. This leaves the fairer sex constantly searching for deeper intimacy. This week in the sex column, we’re taking a look at the art of cuddling. Read more
christmas music that doesn’t suck
November 29, 2006 by Cash · 6 Comments

Ah Christmas time.
Yes, I said the word ‘Christmas’.
Alert the ACLU!!! Release the hounds!!! Go screw yourself!!!
I for one am always surprisingly happy when the day after thanksgiving arrives and “Christmas time” officially begins.
Pondering Christmas day at my parents’ house toasty with the buzz of Irish coffee, looking forward to the inevitable snowfall and sparkling transformation of downtown Denver into a twinkling nighttime jewel and even.. gasp.. Christmas music.
Well, not just any Christmas music.
Confessions of a Perfect Husband

Hugh O’Neill may not be a perfect husband, but he has a good article over at Men’s Health on how to be a better husband or boyfriend.
Some of the tips that I liked most were…
women: once, twice, three times the talkers
November 28, 2006 by Cash · 3 Comments

“In The Female Mind”, a new book by psychiatrist Dr Luan Brizendine offers clinical evidence outlining some of the key differences between men and women, intellectually speaking.One of the biggest gaps seems to be in the area of verbal communication.
Apparently, chatting produces an almost drug like euphoria for women:
the simple act of talking triggers a flood of brain chemicals which give women a rush similar to that felt by heroin addicts when they get a high.
egyptians know how to party
November 28, 2006 by Cash · 4 Comments
The always on the look out for sexy time related articles Greg brought this gem from MSNBC to my attention.
Apparently, sex and drinking went hand in hand with spirituality in ancient egypt, at least during the awesomely named ‘festival of drunkenness’.
Grooming, One step at a time
November 27, 2006 by Greg · 6 Comments

Morning rituals are easy to create. There are certain tasks that need be done on a regular basis. Everyday I shower, brush my teeth, floss, put on deodorant and more. These actions have naturally become my morning ritual. It’s easy to get these things done because they have to be accomplished. What is harder to maintain are the actions that don’t require daily action. Read more
Being More Happy
November 27, 2006 by Glenn · 4 Comments

What brings happiness (besides a cold beer)?
It’s long been debated whether people can really change their level of happiness, or if there’s a “set-point” that we hover around our whole lives.
poll: best adult cartoon
November 27, 2006 by Cash · 3 Comments

Watching the Simpsons was an integral part of my growing up. I can remember being amazed and delighted at the sardonic wit and take no prisoners pop culture slaughter that commenced ever Sunday night.In recent years, the Simpsons has begun to fade in the quality department.
UM Week in Review
November 24, 2006 by Glenn · 2 Comments

We hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving holiday, and that you make it out alive from Black Friday shopping.
YouTube: The Power Glove Review
The Nintendo Wii has been out since Sunday, and the reviews are glowing.
But Nintendo’s had their share of missteps as well, the most notorious being the Virtual Boy and the god-awful Power Glove. Enjoy a dose of nostalgia today as The Angry Video Game Nerd reviews Nintendo’s Power Glove. Warning: Not Safe For Work.
Obligatory Wizard clip:
I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.
Open Forum: Seen Any Good Movies?
November 24, 2006 by Greg · 7 Comments

I love watching movies and I am always looking for more recommendations. A keystone of some my most enriching friendships is someone who can expose me to new and exciting films. Read more
happy thanksgiving from urban monarch
November 23, 2006 by Cash · Leave a Comment

Good morning everyone.
There will be no posts today on UM so that our contributors can spend time with their bottles. I mean families. Familes and bottles.
Our regularly scheduled updates will commence Friday.
Happy Thanksgiving to all.
Fifty Mistakes Men Make When Having Sex

Over at eioba they have compiled 50 mistake men make when having sex. A few of my favorite are… Read more
Drinking on Planes
November 22, 2006 by Greg · 7 Comments

After the security threat level was recently escalated to orange, travelers were now restricted in the liquids they may carry on the flight. No longer permitted to bring liquids and gels on board domestic flights in quantities greater than 3 ounces, I found myself with a puzzle. How am I going to drink on the plane? Read more
music : wednesdaily download - nyc indie edition
November 22, 2006 by Cash · Leave a Comment

On occasion, in completely random non-scheduled fits of fancy, I will be turning you on to some great music you may have missed.
First up, some indie goodies from that hive of creative genius, New York City.
10 Things Steve Olson Wished He Had Never Believed
November 21, 2006 by Glenn · 2 Comments

And how is Steve Olson? A regular guy, blogging about his quest for personal freedom. Going through this mid-life crisis of sorts, he has a post about 10 things he wishes he’d never believed.
bad movies

There are times when I want to watch a critically acclaimed, emotionally gripping film that leaves a mark on me long after its done.
Then there are times when I’m looking for something a little lighter. Say, a movie that promises to teach me why I should “never get a blowjob from some woman with two-inch fangs”.
For discovering gems like these, there’s one place to go.



