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Ask um: Where to Put Cologne

November 30, 2006 by Greg · 4 Comments 

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Dear UM,

I see a lot of women putting perfume on their wrists and neck.  Are we supposed to do the same or is there somewhere else a man should put cologne?

- Neil

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drinking: home bar basics - vodka

November 30, 2006 by Cash · 7 Comments 

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Friend and fellow alcohol enthusiast Glenn suggested I do a series on the foundations of a good home bar.

To kick things off, let’s have a look at vodka, a staple of any self respecting liquor cabinet.

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DIY Men’s Energy Drink

November 30, 2006 by Glenn · 2 Comments 

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If you work out, you know it’s important to keep hydrated during and after your regimen. Many guys use expensive, off-the-shelf sugar-sweat-water (aka Gatorade).

But if you’re looking to save some cash, Yaniverse has posted the recipe for his own DIY energy drink, EnerT:

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    Flickr: Wrapped Up in Winter Scarves

    November 29, 2006 by Greg · 1 Comment 

    With the weather changing and winter quickly approaching, it is the season for winter hats and scarves. This week on flickr we’re looking at your scarves. Read more

    Sex: The Art of Cuddling

    November 29, 2006 by Greg · 3 Comments 

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    For the common the man, the post coital repertoire is often comprised of leaving the room immediately, tossing a towel at her, and/or rolling over and falling asleep.  This leaves the fairer sex constantly searching for deeper intimacy.  This week in the sex column, we’re taking a look at the art of cuddling. Read more

    christmas music that doesn’t suck

    November 29, 2006 by Cash · 6 Comments 

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    Ah Christmas time.

    Yes, I said the word ‘Christmas’.

    Alert the ACLU!!! Release the hounds!!! Go screw yourself!!!

    I for one am always surprisingly happy when the day after thanksgiving arrives and “Christmas time” officially begins.

    Pondering Christmas day at my parents’ house toasty with the buzz of Irish coffee, looking forward to the inevitable snowfall and sparkling transformation of downtown Denver into a twinkling nighttime jewel and even.. gasp.. Christmas music.

    Well, not just any Christmas music.

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    Confessions of a Perfect Husband

    November 28, 2006 by Glenn · 1 Comment 

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    Hugh O’Neill may not be a perfect husband, but he has a good article over at Men’s Health on how to be a better husband or boyfriend.

    Some of the tips that I liked most were…

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    women: once, twice, three times the talkers

    November 28, 2006 by Cash · 3 Comments 


    “In The Female Mind”, a new book by psychiatrist Dr Luan Brizendine offers clinical evidence outlining some of the key differences between men and women, intellectually speaking.

    One of the biggest gaps seems to be in the area of verbal communication.

    Apparently, chatting produces an almost drug like euphoria for women:

    the simple act of talking triggers a flood of brain chemicals which give women a rush similar to that felt by heroin addicts when they get a high.

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    egyptians know how to party

    November 28, 2006 by Cash · 4 Comments 

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    The always on the look out for sexy time related articles Greg brought this gem from MSNBC to my attention.

    Apparently, sex and drinking went hand in hand with spirituality in ancient egypt, at least during the awesomely named ‘festival of drunkenness’.

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    Grooming, One step at a time

    November 27, 2006 by Greg · 6 Comments 

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    Morning rituals are easy to create. There are certain tasks that need be done on a regular basis. Everyday I shower, brush my teeth, floss, put on deodorant and more. These actions have naturally become my morning ritual. It’s easy to get these things done because they have to be accomplished. What is harder to maintain are the actions that don’t require daily action. Read more

    Being More Happy

    November 27, 2006 by Glenn · 4 Comments 

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    What brings happiness (besides a cold beer)?

    It’s long been debated whether people can really change their level of happiness, or if there’s a “set-point” that we hover around our whole lives.

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    poll: best adult cartoon

    November 27, 2006 by Cash · 3 Comments 

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    Watching the Simpsons was an integral part of my growing up. I can remember being amazed and delighted at the sardonic wit and take no prisoners pop culture slaughter that commenced ever Sunday night.

    In recent years, the Simpsons has begun to fade in the quality department.

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    UM Week in Review

    November 24, 2006 by Glenn · 2 Comments 

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    We hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving holiday, and that you make it out alive from Black Friday shopping.

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    YouTube: The Power Glove Review

    November 24, 2006 by Glenn · 1 Comment 

    The Nintendo Wii has been out since Sunday, and the reviews are glowing.

    But Nintendo’s had their share of missteps as well, the most notorious being the Virtual Boy and the god-awful Power Glove. Enjoy a dose of nostalgia today as The Angry Video Game Nerd reviews Nintendo’s Power Glove. Warning: Not Safe For Work.

    Obligatory Wizard clip:

    I love the Power Glove. It’s so bad.

    Open Forum: Seen Any Good Movies?

    November 24, 2006 by Greg · 7 Comments 

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    I love watching movies and I am always looking for more recommendations. A keystone of some my most enriching friendships is someone who can expose me to new and exciting films. Read more

    happy thanksgiving from urban monarch

    November 23, 2006 by Cash · Leave a Comment 

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    Good morning everyone.

    There will be no posts today on UM so that our contributors can spend time with their bottles.  I mean families.  Familes and bottles.

    Our regularly scheduled updates will commence Friday.

    Happy Thanksgiving to all.

    Fifty Mistakes Men Make When Having Sex

    November 22, 2006 by Greg · 1 Comment 

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    Over at eioba they have compiled 50 mistake men make when having sex. A few of my favorite are… Read more

    Drinking on Planes

    November 22, 2006 by Greg · 7 Comments 

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    After the security threat level was recently escalated to orange, travelers were now restricted in the liquids they may carry on the flight. No longer permitted to bring liquids and gels on board domestic flights in quantities greater than 3 ounces, I found myself with a puzzle. How am I going to drink on the plane? Read more

    music : wednesdaily download - nyc indie edition

    November 22, 2006 by Cash · Leave a Comment 

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    On occasion, in completely random non-scheduled fits of fancy, I will be turning you on to some great music you may have missed.

    First up, some indie goodies from that hive of creative genius, New York City.

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    10 Things Steve Olson Wished He Had Never Believed

    November 21, 2006 by Glenn · 2 Comments 

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    And how is Steve Olson? A regular guy, blogging about his quest for personal freedom. Going through this mid-life crisis of sorts, he has a post about 10 things he wishes he’d never believed.

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    bad movies

    November 21, 2006 by Cash · 1 Comment 

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    There are times when I want to watch a critically acclaimed, emotionally gripping film that leaves a mark on me long after its done.

    Then there are times when I’m looking for something a little lighter. Say, a movie that promises to teach me why I should “never get a blowjob from some woman with two-inch fangs”.

    For discovering gems like these, there’s one place to go.

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